A group of jokes, you solve decompression, I smiled tears!
hulianwang· 2017-09-11 21:00:59
a group of jokes, , everyone solution decompression, I smiled tears! A new student
2, the class name is “ Ma Dubiao ”.
named the school teacher, I do not know how to read, he said: if the horse arrived yet?
Chinese teacher is kind of literary attainments, named: Ten thousand steeds gallop. to yet?
is a teacher of physical education is straightforward: qunma to yet?
history teacher got sick of the name: five to yet?
math teacher is more direct: Ma 6 arrived yet?
art teacher's best image: is Xu Beihong here yet?
finally, the director of the academic or unified Name: Horse two three!
Almighty circle of friends, who can tell me his name?
, 3, the son said to his chief father, "“ I like the vice director's daughter."! &rdquo, the Secretary secretly said to him, "&ldquo, that's your half sister, who can only be friends.". &rdquo: the son said, "&ldquo, I like the girl next door, too."! &rdquo, the Secretary said, "&ldquo, that's your other half sister. Don't tell your mother.". ” the son cried and told his mother about the experience. Mother comforted her son: "&ldquo, whoever you like, don't be afraid, you are the son of the mayor."!
4, went out today, met a rich two generations, proudly said he is the successor of what group, I can not help laughing out. I was the successor of communism, and I didn't say anything. To be low-key … …, always knew that he was a communist successor, now almost retired, no one to talk to me and let me take over... But.., I will silently........
5, finally, look at the old classic < strong> scripts whether you did not see, read, laugh every time … …
man with his wife divorced, his wife gave him a note, top write:
… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … hellip; … … … … &h Ellip; … … … … …
, this guy spent a few years before the whole understand what meaning:, nothing, no good, two force one.
too TMD esoteric, no culture, terrible!,
, 6, asked a big boss yesterday, &ldquo. Now the business is bad and the pressure is great. How about your sleep? ”
, "he replied," like a baby's sleep.
I said: "worthy of a master!". You can still sleep like this!
he said: Hey, long pause in the middle of the night often wake up crying for a while and then sleep to sleep for a while. … …
... 7, two words make the foreigners confused:
1, when having a meal, one said go, the foreigner puzzled, others told him " ": the toilet is convenient;
2, toast, another one said to the foreigner, hoping to give the next convenient abroad, foreigner asked
; 3, the banquet, a hostess of a TV station said in a convenient time she would arrange an interview for the foreigner. I was surprised and said: "how can at your convenience? The hostess said, "I'll treat you to dinner at your convenience.". Foreigner fainted!
4, wake up, beauty hostess and said to him, "or you and I when it is convenient to sit together?" Once again, the foreigner fainted and didn't wake up.
5, please smile when you are convenient; … …
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